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djockey — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:30:26 GMT

I'm writing a daily blog about my journey to become a jockey. The story is too long to put on here, but horse lovers who read should check it out and give me horse educated criticism:

http://delilawagton.wordpress.com/

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Penny — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:15:22 GMT

I came by to see how everyone was doin

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la_kota — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:26:17 GMT

Herro everyone!

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RaileyLovesHunters — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:42:01 GMT

Saylor decided to not show up for her lesson, so I had to school her pony Mysst instead.
THAT THING IS A PIG. shes fine plodding around the walk-trot ring with Saylor but when you actually ride her...shes a butt.
It took and hour and a half for her to calmly jump a course of 2'6" fences.
the little turd.

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Penny — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:52:00 GMT

Thats how my friends mustang is shell kick and bite everyone but her

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animalgirl — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:11:37 GMT

TY hates me lol

he hates everybody, especially other horses

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Penny — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:02:11 GMT

animalgirl (9/8/2009)

So I was riding a really old, stubborn, antisocial horse lol. His name is TY. If I tried to make him trot he would stop. Not the friendliest horse either...

At least you got to ride

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Maximus — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:52:22 GMT

^^^ im sorry

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TheRoughrider21 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:21:55 GMT

My life is over...as I know it. Today the cops showed up at school and hauled my ex-bf to jail for possesion of illegal drugs. They found a suicide note in his locker and the main point of him wanting to die was casue I broke up with him...2 years ago. Thank God I have Ruby to keep me sane.

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RaileyLovesHunters — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:33:39 GMT

oh.my.gosh.
pinkie freaked today.
i was watching my assistant trainer ride him and he all of a sudden took off at a full gallop, racing through the bit. she tried to stop him but could barely pull his head around.he almost went through the fence until she finally spun him barrel-racer style and he stopped. he was fine after that and coursed 3' perfectly normal.
weird horse.

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animalgirl — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:48:48 GMT

So I was riding a really old, stubborn, antisocial horse lol. His name is TY. If I tried to make him trot he would stop. Not the friendliest horse either...

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Maximus — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:36:23 GMT

ok so i just found out my trainer broke her foot. her horse stepped on her foot. she has to get surgery next week! we have a show this weekend too!

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animalgirl — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:20:42 GMT

Yay I have a riding lesson in 2 hours. I just hope my sugar rush wears off by then. I'm not allowed to eat sugar, I didn't tell my friend that, she gave me M&M's and I went berserk and I'm still really hyper lol.

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Maximus — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:58:15 GMT

i've got a show this weekend and i get to canter for the first time in a show!!!!!!!!!!! im soooooo excited i think i am riding either bella or max! powerstroke is still sore and not rideable so i have to ride some1 else! i am still sooooooooooooo sooooooooooo soooooooooooo excited!!!!!!!! i havent been canteringmuch but i know enough so i can do it in a show i am also getting leather chaps cause my tall boots don t fit right. i am soooooo excited!!!!!!!

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Penny — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:54:08 GMT

^Thats what parents are supposed to do. My mom still embarasses me and I dont even live there anymore. And i will pass that on when I do it to Annika oh the fun i will have

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animalgirl — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:38:51 GMT

Penny (9/5/2009)

animalgirl (9/5/2009)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't wait til Tuesday! Usually I hate Tuesdays because school, but I have a riding lesson on Tuesday! Finally!

Yay for you, youll finally get into the horsey world. Unless you get scared or something then not so much. Hope you have fun!!

Ughhh when I was in the barn there were a bunch of girls waiting for their riding lesson to start, and my mom says really loudly "Are you still afraid of heights? Horses are really tall." in front of everybody. And I said "I haven't been afraid of heights since I was 6!" and all the riders there were trying not to laugh... that is why I hope my mom doesn't stay to watch my riding lessons, she always says stuff like that lol

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Penny — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:40:04 GMT

Ruby'scowgirl (9/5/2009)

Me and my boyfriend broke up....I'm a mess.

Aww that sucks

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Penny — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:38:50 GMT

animalgirl (9/5/2009)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't wait til Tuesday! Usually I hate Tuesdays because school, but I have a riding lesson on Tuesday! Finally!

Yay for you, youll finally get into the horsey world. Unless you get scared or something then not so much. Hope you have fun!!

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animalgirl — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:24:36 GMT

I had to go to the barn today cause my mom had to sign a bunch of forms and stuff and find out what clothes I need to wear for riding, and one of the horses decided that my hand was a carrot lol. I was standing in front of the horse's stall, watching my little sister act like an idiot, I felt something on my hand and turned around to see the horse trying to eat it lol. Then the horse fell asleep.

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TheRoughrider21 — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:55:33 GMT

Me and my boyfriend broke up....I'm a mess.

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animalgirl — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:11:19 GMT

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't wait til Tuesday! Usually I hate Tuesdays because school, but I have a riding lesson on Tuesday! Finally!

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allsmiles24/7 — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:43:30 GMT

sunny06 (9/3/2009)

You live in GA too, right? Yeah, I KNOW a few people who've got it. Scary.

why yes, yes I do. I had no idea you lived in GA. Sucky place, sucky place.

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Legendary — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:23:50 GMT

^ swine flu is also spreading in our school, sooo im not sure whats going to happen >.<

anywayy, my mom [shes a trainer] rode one of my horses and he rammed her into the wall because he relies on it in one section for a guide, because hes stupid. so he plowed into it and bolted off and ripped down half of the fence so obviously she fell off into the fence. so in the end madre broke her arm along with scrapes and all that, sooo im not allowed to ride him anymore. fml.

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sunny06 — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:42:54 GMT

You live in GA too, right? Yeah, I KNOW a few people who've got it. Scary.

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allsmiles24/7 — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:45:35 GMT

Penny (9/1/2009)

[quote]allsmiles24/7 (9/1/2009)

Swine flu is going around my school. I don't feel good. FML.

Aww poor you. Do you wanna hold Garfield to make ye feel better?[/quote]
Yes I would love to. However I don't own him. My friend has a cat named garfield...but it weigs 20 pounds or something like that. LOL

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Penny — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:56:40 GMT

allsmiles24/7 (9/1/2009)

Swine flu is going around my school. I don't feel good. FML.

Aww poor you. Do you wanna hold Garfield to make ye feel better?

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allsmiles24/7 — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:55:47 GMT

Swine flu is going around my school. I don't feel good. FML.

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animalgirl — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:43:36 GMT

Yay I'm starting riding lessons next week! I thought I would start riding in the summer but my mom was always mad at me for rubbing poison oak on my brother's underwear and stuff like that lol.

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Penny — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:53:35 GMT

His names Garfield but hes not mine he belongs to Noahs ark im just fostering them for the shelter I already have a few people wanting him so come here and get him lol

Heres some better pics

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allsmiles24/7 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:04:43 GMT

IM JEALOUS!

I like the orange one. Mail it to me. Haha

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Penny — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:32:49 GMT

Went camping last night and froze my butt off. Now one of my foster kittens is trailing me everywhere

Ze foster Kitties

A weird bunch for a calico to have

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Maximus — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:12:23 GMT

ok so i found out yesterday that we are moving barns. This place is monstrous. I cant wait to see Powerstroke run in the big fields. this place is owned by the Georgia state equestrian coach. This place has trails. my old barn didnt have trails though we did have a big field which every1 else got to go run in but of course miss powerstroke didnt want to or i forgot either one. so i am super excited about have lessons and trails. I have a lesson tuesday. we are moving monday. this place is 4o mintues away but so was my other barn. i wish it was closer but nope. i am soo excited!!!

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pixiedustbunny — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:56:51 GMT

okay random storie: i feel like crap (runny nose, head ache etc etc). im tired (had to work at the barn today fom 7-3 and it was raining all day which was brutal cuz of the dampness (of course i got stuck feeding the ponies outside...in...the pouring rain...and got a major soaker...when i felt like crapola...and as soon as i got back in the barn suddenlty it stopped raining for half and hour (the time it usually takes me to feed the ponies ). im nervouse/excited/terrified/sad/happy cuz first day of school (its gonna be my last first day of high school!!) on monday. i SERIOUSLY dont wanna work tomorrow (woooh! mucking 16 stalls out of 32!!! not). but im excited cuz all my hard work is gonna pay off cuz we're moving karuso to his new home THURSDAY after school!! yusssssssssss!!! he's only gonna be 3 minutes from me! and now im happy cuz i just remebered i have two cookies in the fridge and 2 more that i can eat at work tomorrow! yussss....oh great. now i have jeremiah was a bull frog stuck in my head...oh wait..no. now its B-I-N-G-O stuck in my head. question: what the hell does the dog have to do with the game????

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Maximus — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:56:35 GMT

ok so next weekend i am going to state with my bestie Hannah(or as known on here Dallas) i am sooooo super excited! i guess that means i have to do laundry! i am so excited about going!!!!!!!!

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pixiedustbunny — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:22:32 GMT

lol ditto...seriously...there r like no guys with potential at my school/town. and the guys who like me r...well...weird lol. maybe thats cuz IM weird. dear god i think i just had an epiphany! lol. okay so the one guy i asked out was like "i think we should be friends first." dude, U were the one who started hitting on ME, even before u even knew my name!!! not the other way around buddy! ugh. can anyone say rejected?!

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TheRoughrider21 — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:09:47 GMT

allsmiles24/7 (8/27/2009)

Ehh car shopping, boyfriend shopping, same difference.

Yeah there's the kid with the locker under me that I smacked in the face with my locker (He gets points cuz he lets me go first and he didn't get mad when I smacked him in the face :D lol I felt so bad though)

and then theres the guy I've hopelessly loved since third grade. and now I'm a sophmore. thats sad.

Not sad...weak.JK I hear my friends say that all the time. I have a problem. Every guy I like I ask out.They usually say yes(not much selection in my town)LOL. I'm all out of options in this town.Next please..

LMAO!!!

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Penny — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:25:54 GMT

My useless story for today is I finally have internet at me house YAY! Though the poor electrician had the worst day hehad to replace all the wiring, and in the basement he had to go into the abyss, then the internet wouldnt work and then when he was finally leaving his car battery died. Poor dude I take my imaginery hat off to you Sir Electrician Dude!

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RaileyLovesHunters — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:47:19 GMT

weeeee my first 2 day show with Spy was amazing!

Pony Hunter (1st/4), with Mal
Pony Hunters (2nd/4), with Mal
Pony Hunters (1st/4), with Mal
Pony Hunters Under Saddle (1st/4), with Mal
Children's Hunters 13-17 (2nd/7)
Children's Hunters 13-17 (1st/7)
Children's Hunters 13 ' 17(3rd/8)
Children's Hunters 13 ' 17 U/S (1st/6)
Pre-Green Hunters (1st/3)
Pre-Green Hunters(1st/3)
Pre-Green Hunters(1st/3)
Pre-Green Hunters U/S(1st/3)
Open Eq. Flat 14-17 (2nd/10)
Open Eq O/F 14 -17 (1st/5)
Open 3' Hunter Classic (1st/10)
Medal (3') (1st/5), riding a Amber's eq horse Vale)
Flat Medal (2nd/13, riding a Amber's eq horse Vale)

best.show.ever<3
plus Amber and Katie and Susie and Anne and Mary did well too.

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Penny — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:08:46 GMT

^ lol I wonder what the girl told her mom when she got home?

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jaxx123 — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:14:45 GMT

^^ That does sound quite dramatic. The "Chris" idea might work until he finds out its a horse - that could potentially be an awkward conversation...

Edit: ^That was for previous post.

And omg, I dont really know what I would do if I was a counsler and said that to a camper. Again - AWKWARD